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pancake your yam sack

The process of converting a man's genitals into pancake-like objects by applying extreme force using a blunt object (i.e, one's foot).
Betsy said to Owen, "If you don't stay away from me you creep, I'll pancake your yam sack!"

Pancake your yam sack

The act of transforming a man's genitals into round, flat objects resembling pancakes. Usually accomplished through the application of extreme force delivered via a baseball bat or one's knee, foot, fist, or elbow.
Betsy said, "Owen, I haven't told you this before, but I have a 3rd degree black belt in Karate. If you don't keep your distance from me I will seriously pancake your yam sack."
Pancake your yam sack by NIIC-T August 27, 2008

yam sack 

The term yam sack originated from the bag that farm workers would hang from their belt in front of them while harvesting yams. Now the term yam sack is generally used in reference to the testicles or bean bag. Also see yam bag.
Dumbass...punch yourself in the yam sack for saying that.
yam sack by Matt Park February 6, 2005

VP Yamshackers

a group of males that constantly loiter around elementary schools and dirty garages. these people usually unite with other yamshackers through the use of tobacco products such as skoal chew, or any type of cigar or cigarette. the one thing that will anger a yamshacker more than anything is when an outsider goes on their turf. avoid this at all costs!
Steven: Dude, you wanna get all of the VP Yamshackers together?

Justin: You mean you, me, Jordan, Max, Vitaly, Nick, Brian, JC, Cody, Kyle, Greyson, Romain, and all of the other real yamskackers?

Steven: Ya...And don't forget the SLIP!!!!

Yamshacking 

Bluffing, Loafing, dumb, anything within that category.
Me: hey go put your shoes on we're going to play basketball in 5 min.
My Brother: (on the couch) OK.
5 mins later...
Me:dude we're about to go where are your shoes?!
My Brother: ..Oh yea! My bad!
Me: Man stop yamshacking and let's go!
Yamshacking by XxFallenAngelxX April 7, 2012

crusty yam sack

long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.
Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.
crusty yam sack by Rhae Camdyn January 22, 2018