Yet Another Grand Exit. The YAGE is the dramatic thread or post that someone makes when announcing intentions to stop posting on a forum. A typical YAGE involves both insulting other forum members and the announcement of having better things to do with his/her time than post on that forum. Generally, it's followed by "No! Don't go!" from some and some variety of "good riddance" from others. In almost all cases, the author of the YAGE returns in some form or another.
Did you see Carl's latest YAGE? He'll be back in a week.
Yage is a well known combination of mao-inhibitors and dmt plants. The brew is well known by the South American iquitos tribe etc. It is unlike most hallucinogens including marijuana type products, It causes vivid hallucinations of an lsd or mushroom type variety, yet is far more intense and long lasting. It is the most similar to hallucinogenic mushroom intoxication, yet is far more intense.
He called it by its real name, but he still was not one to behold the message of yage, and thus became very frightened.