Weird Al Yankovic 

one of the greatest musical geniuses of all time

Some of my favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs include "The Saga Begins," "Smells Like Nirvana," "Eat It," "Another One Rides the Bus," "Couch Potato," "Trash Day," "Fat," "Amish Paradise," "The Night Santa Went Crazy," "Your Horoscope For Today," "Albequerque," "A Complicated Song," "Ebay," "Ode to a Superhero," "Gump," and "I Love Rocky Road."

Weird Al Yankovic by theladiesman December 3, 2003

Yakov Smirnoff 

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff

Yakov Smirnoff by Dave January 6, 2005

Yacko Yard Apple 

In baseball, the act of hitting a home-run

"bases are loaded and we're down by four, we need ya to go yacko yard apple here mike"

Yacko Yard Apple by Scrubeins October 26, 2009

yakovenko 

The best fam bam in the whole wide world yo.

P1: " whos that extra spicy fam bam?"
P2: " that is the Yakovenko fam!"

yakovenko by Iwonderwhoitcouldbe25 October 5, 2018

yacovelli

A drug connoisseur of extremely high caliber, he has the tolerance of Ozzy Osbourne. Though his drug of choice is methamphetamines, he is skilled in all genres of exotic pharmaceuticals. Not to be mistaken for a lowly "dealer", Yacovelli need not distribute the drugs. The drugs distribute Yacovelli.

I was high as Yacovelli last night!

Customer: What was the stamp on those bags?
Dealer: ....Shiiiit, they ain't got no stamp my man, they Yacovelli!

yacovelli by SnowWhiteDrifting June 25, 2016

Bais Yaakov Girl

Guys that think they're way too cool stereotype them. The stereotype is they're either a Bais Yaakov rebel and are obsessed with boys because they aren't exposed to them or are super yeshivish (pearls and black loafers). What they don't know is that Bais Yaakov girls are way more intelligent and in a conversation would be shocked at the stupidity they feel for being very wrong. Also, Bais Yaakov girls are not as obsessed with them as they'd like to think and they need to calm their egos. Also the more yeshivish ones commonly say things like "not the type" and refer to girls that talk to guys as sketchy.

more yeshivish bais yaakov girl: should we get pizza motzei shabbos?
other yeshivish bais yaakov girl: sooooo not the type, it's so sketchy!

random guy with huge ego: she's hot
other random guy with huge ego: dude, she's a Bais Yaakov Girl
first random guy with huge ego: oh. never mind

Bais Yaakov Girl by baisyaakovgirls August 1, 2020

yaakov the god 

He is the most powerful being in the universe

I wish i was more like Yaakov the god

yaakov the god by Yaakov the god February 12, 2019