Playing the xylophone

When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.

"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"

by Borthwick March 17, 2009

hearing xylophones

Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.

No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.

by HoboAC November 13, 2007

Playing the Purple Xylophone

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).

"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."

by March 29, 2022

Xylophone Streams

A streamer who is relatively unknown but still very funny.

"Have you heard of Xylophone Streams?" -Person 1
"no I havent." -Person 2
"You should totally watch them! They make my day!" -Person 1

by Pancake owo March 15, 2022

Rusty Xylophone

Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.

"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!

by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017

meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

by chickenblender August 12, 2008

Juicy xylophone

The action of shitting into your dad’s mouth and he then proceeds to swallow it and throw it up back into your ass hole

Friend one: “Do you know where the juicy xylophone is?”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”

by Hdtjfsthcsgczf December 10, 2019