X-box

Bill Gates probably built his house with these bricks. They had to cut price at least twice before launch, and even then only Halo saved the hunk of crap. Its processor is bigger than your TV and the controller is a dinnerplate. You'd think with a console as massive as that they'd be able to fit some quality in there. BUY PS2/3!!! (P.S don't waste your time with an Xbox 360. they're just as bad except they are less similar to a japanese phonebook)

Builder 1: "We've ran out of bricks for this building!"
Builder 2: "Ah fuck it. We'll just use X-boxes"

Kid: "Mommy, why is the Grand Canyon so big?"
Mom: "God must have dropped his X-box, honey"

by 370 April 8, 2006

x box

A game system that seems to have good graphics....but nothing else.

All the people I know who like X Box only like the graphics.

by Alexi August 9, 2003

X-Box

The gaming system that has set out to destroy all sequals to come, It has purchased rare and already let down one of the best nintendo games ever made, "perfect dark", if you play x-box games your a fag, however it is o.k to use your xbox as a divX player and a nintendo

Hey im a ccomplete retard who wants to play recked nintendo games on my x-box instead of actually bying the originals for nintendo and having some real fun

by SuperMario128 May 11, 2006

x box

an external harddrive filled with porn

aw man can i borrow your x box tmr?

by boardoboy February 3, 2012

x box

The greatest system ever created. It is the most unique in the way you can save music to it. But when it all comes down to systems it is a personal prefrence.

by Andy Turner May 2, 2003

x box

A large square box made up of mostly spare computer parts (to add weight). It offers little or no gameplay.

Good xbox game shelf contains Halo, Downsized version of Splinter Cell. Bad xbox game shelf contains everything else.

by _[^]_ September 10, 2003

x box

1. A videogame system that is incredibly overpriced, makes mostly crappy games, and features a freakishly large controller.
2. The Devil or Satan.

1. Dude! Don't buy that crap x box yo!
2. Check this out man! I just joined a cult where we worship the x box.

by booshmaster April 26, 2003