Wurfer 

A wurfer is a person that either inherits or buys something old and cool cheap, that has no intrest in what it is,the items history or its story, and is only interested in what the items monetary value is, especially common in the retro/classic stereo equipment community. A Wurfer is also usually a person of low intelligence that can't use proper English either, and talks in slang or Ebonics.

Joe is a Wurfer, he inherits a vintage console stereo and talks to his friend. "Yo dawg I jus dun got dis old sterio, what u think its wurf"
Billy the Wurfer buys a old fisher tube stereo at a garage sale for $5 and thinks "yo bet dis is wurf a bunch of money" then posts about it online in stereo groups asking about its value, but never plugs it in and gives it a chance, because he thinks his iPod is better

Wurfer by Stereorobb September 17, 2015

wumpery

A combination of cute, cuddly, bouncy, playful and light-hearted.

*Puppy playing with a toy* How wumpery!

wumpery by Wumpery February 14, 2018

Wallsack Wolly Wumper 

To smack your balls so hard against a wall, you cannot walk, let alone stand for at least a week.

Damn, did the hospital provide a wheelchair?

No, they blamed me for the Wallsack Wolly Wumper!

Wallsack Wolly Wumper by ProZak95 July 20, 2011

wumber

A wumber is an intelligent email address that can only be used by the person or business that it's given to. They are a spam prevention method. Rather than preventing spam by filtering it, a wumber does not allow an email address to be used by anybody other than the person is has been encoded for.

wumber is always written with a lower case "w" and is the the name given to the email service from which wumbers are derived. While a wumber is a users resultant email address.

A wumble is a wumber user. When a wumble uses a wumber they do so either anonymously or in a branded manner depending on the wumbles use of Custom Sender Names (CSN's) and User Vanity Names (UVN's). A Custom Sender Name allows the party for which the wumber has been derived to be known (other than a random string) while a User Vanity Name allows the owner of the wumber to be known (other than as a random string). The primary advantage in using a wumber to replace your email address is that a wumble can disconnect a single email address or curtail its use without effecting other wumbers that are owned or deployed by the wumble.

A wumber has three components the header, tail and domain. A typical wumber without a CSN or UVN is 10 random characters to identify the party that the wumber has been designated to, the word WUMBER with a full stop on each side and another 10 random characters to identify the party that owns the wumber. When a wumber is generated, it is allocated a random domain from a pool of domain names owned for this purpose. The domain names are short to aid in minimizing the over all length of the resulting wumber.

wumber by wumber November 4, 2013

Wummer 

An alternate use of the word 'Swinter'

Phineas: Some people call it wummer.

Wummer by Wariobros194 March 3, 2021

Wummer 

The meaning of everything, can replace any word.

"Man im so wummered out today."

"That movie was wummer last night."

Wummer by Tyler W December 31, 2007

wurfer 

1. wurfer to surfer as poseur is to skater

2. Try as he or she might, they cannot accomplish catching any waves.

3. Only wants to be a surfer for show.

surfer "dude, you're a wurfer,"
wurfer "no way doooood, you're just jealous of my totally radical skills."
surfer "no way man, you got ur facts bent."
wurfer "yeah? well..."
*runs away*

...to be continued

wurfer by Kevin N' Kyle and Company March 13, 2006