WUJO

WUJO is the commonly abbreviated moniker for a specific string of events: "wake up, jack off." In the same vein as the JOPO (jack off, pass out) method, WUJO is perhaps the equal and opposite reactive technique.

In the early hours of the day, a male utilizes his God-given morning wood as surefire masturbation material. This ejaculative process invigorates the male, providing a spring board on which to start a healthy, active day.

"Friends, I start every productive day with a hearty 8-minute WUJO session."

WUJO by Benjamin Lean Dover December 9, 2009

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WUJOJOPO

"Wake up, jerk off, jerk off, pass out"

Commonly used as a weight cutting technique, to procrastibate your work, or to rid your blue balls from the weekend.

Hey Matt! It's 7:00pm, where've you been all day?
I spent the day doing back-to-back WUJOJOPOs.
Well, it is Sunday.

OR

Why did god rest on the seventh day?
He needed to WUJOJOPO.
Oh.

WUJOJOPO by Champ18 February 18, 2017

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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