Person 2: I understand your concern. If you must traverse through the wooded regions be sure to carry a satchel of crackers. Sour dough bread works as well, but only in small pieces.
Person 1: Will wearing leather enforced pant legs prevent this violation?
Person 2: No. The penis of The Wuen is sharp and needle like. It has the ability to penetrate even the toughest of leathers.
Person 1: Holly Fucking Shit!