wrong time of month

A Farmer Is Told That His Celibate bull Will Go Sex-Mad If He Rubbs Some Cow's Fanny Juice Over The Bull's Nose. He Does So, And The Bull Gets At It Within Seconds. He Wonders If This Works With Humans, So That Night He Scoops Up Some Of His Wife's Juices And Rubs Them Over His Face. Within Seconds He Has A Massive Stiffy And So Wakes Up His Wife, Wanting To Give Her A Poking Like Never Before. She Takes One look At Him And Says, "YOU WAKE ME UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME YOU'VE GOT A NOSEBLEED?!?!"

If The River Runs Red, Take The Dirt Track!

wrong time of month by <*}}}}>< September 5, 2003

right person, wrong time 

When two people (presumably soulmates) are made for each other but were not able to get together due to unfortunate circumstance.

A: Wow, did you see how strong Dazai and Oda’s bond was in Bungou Stray Dogs?
B: Yeah, it sucks that they ended up acting out the right person, wrong time trope.

right person, wrong time by mlksm May 11, 2021

Wrong place at the wrong time 

What you say when something goes very bad. Sometimes used as an excuse to get out of trouble.

I didn't kill that girl! I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Wrong place at the wrong time by Gaaraofthedamned February 10, 2012

Right person, wrong time 

Jelliana

A: Did you hear that Jentzen and Elliana got back together?
B: Yes! They are 100% the definition of the right person, wrong time.

Right person, wrong time by frostedcupcake December 31, 2022

right person wrong time 

David Dobrik and Liza Koshy

Jack: "Did you see David and Liza broke up?"
Sam: "Yeah, must've been the right person wrong time."

right person wrong time by Gmuffin December 8, 2020

Some people in the wrong place at the wrong time 

When you stumble upon a confrontation between a super mutant in a power armor and two Enclave soldiers against random farmers.

You seem to find some people in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Some people in the wrong place at the wrong time by DogaoBR July 22, 2019

Perfectly Wrong time 

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.

A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."

Perfectly Wrong time by AshAshTripleA June 13, 2022