A political action movement started by right-wing
nutcases like Sarah Palin
filled with greed and a refusal to share, treat others the way one would want to be treated, or follow any of that stuff people are supposed to learn in kindergarten.
Democrat: Look I'm sure we can find a way to work out financial differences here.
Tea party movement supporter: NO! I DON'T WANT TO WORK OUT ANYTHING!! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Democrat: Maybe all you need is a pair of pants you didn't piss in I guess.
1. Cast member of the god-awful TV show Jersey Shore
. Known for being a slut who tans too much, thinks she's Italian when she's really Chilean, and bases her political opinions on people's views on tanning and not real issues. Also hideously ugly.
2. A real boner
3. A person carrying every STD known to man (and possibly a few others that haven't been discovered yet).
1. Oh god Jersey Shore is on again. Unless Snooki announces she has skin cancer and six months to live I shy away from the TV whenever it's on.
2. I was getting ready to have sex with this really hot chick from the Iron Maiden show when a Snooki popped into my head for a second and now I'm struggling with erectile dysfunction
4. Mark and Kim are perfect for each other. They're both Snookis so they can't catch anything new from each other.
Email service/search engine/news site (sort of) that does fairly good with the e-mail and search engine parts but is either passing some stupid story about a worthless celebrity either wearing something they consider weird off as news. When they do talk about real news, the comments section is always filled with republican nutjobs who have no idea what they're talking about.
I have a Yahoo! account. Good with emails, bad with everything else.
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Character from the video game Portal 2
. Helps you through the first part of the game to the point where you remove Glados
from power. At that point he betrays you and sends you to the abandoned part of Apeture Science
, forcing you to form a partnership with Glados to stop him.
Wheatley nearly kills Chell and Glados so many times it's not even funny.
A fucking chickenshit
facist. Believes the government should interfere with every aspect of every citizen's personal lives in order to shape the Country to relfect his-and only his-personal views, which would basically mean making it mandatory for all U.S. citizens to become practicing Christians. Was also the first major name in the 2012 Presidential Campaign to propose a ban on Porn
-which the Supreme Court
would've obviously declared unconstitutional (unless he appointed only his fellow Conservative Bible thumpers).
Rick Santorum hates freedom. Plain and simple.
A break from something for a certain amount of time. Most notably used by musical groups who break up with the intention of not staying broken up (even if they don't know how long they'll be that way).
List of notable bands on Hiatus at the time this definition was written:
Fall Out Boy
I saw the Foo Fighters at their last show before going on Hiatus.
The only TV show that can make Jersey Shore
look good. Basically a reality show on TLC
following a rural Georgia family trying to be as white trash
and dysfunctional as possible, with most of the focus being on the family's seven year old beauty pageant contestant Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson.
This show represents all that is wrong with American society and why many people from other parts of the world think of us all as a bunch of idiot, redneck hicks.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has got to be one of the worst ideas in the history of TV. When that poor girl hits her teens she's gonna realize how stupid her past TV life was and either kill herself or commit to a life of hard drugs and/or prostitution.