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Wrinkly sexual dirty talk

What elderly people discuss when proceeding with sexual activities between each other; eg, two partners or a group of wrinklies.
She spoke dirty to me the other night when we were having sexual intercourse, it was really wrinkly sexual dirty talk!

Me: Beryl, talk dirty to me whilst I penetrative you!

Beryl: Albert, I've shit the bed!

wrinkly sneak

Old man seduces younger girl. Uses his experience to get laid.
That old man is giving that young co-ed the wrinkly sneak.
wrinkly sneak by jammrock April 13, 2010

Wrinkly Penny 

Ew, she is such a whore. She ALWAYS takes it in her wrinkly penny!
Wrinkly Penny by CML24 July 15, 2010

wrinkly lettuce 

Large labia with that resembles a lettuce leaf
Bob refused to go down on jean because she had a fanny like a wrinkly lettuce.

Slinkly wrinkly 

A uncircumcised penis(specifically a eurpeon dick)

This word came about whenever i tired to say roley poley but i said slinkly wrinkly
Example-"Oh wow look at this good bondage oh wow look at the dom he has a slinkly wrinkly!"
Slinkly wrinkly by Secret agent oso November 29, 2015

Wrinkly Gromit 

A dog's or cat's bunghole that's either wrinkled, caved in, and a bit chaffed.
"Daddy daddy! Come look at Reemer's wrinkly gromit!"
Wrinkly Gromit by Buttergoat December 31, 2004