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wretch stretching 

wretch stretching is the art of shoving anything you feel like (usually nearby and big)up a dirty whores cunt,the main enjoyment you get is seeing her squirm as you stretch and ruin her loose cunny.
i managed to ger that girl from the supermarket in my bed last night and gave her a good wretch stretching with a marrow i bought from her shop earlier i even managed to slip my hand down the side of it with some engine oil on it,you should have seen her eyes watering !
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Seventh-inning wretch

A tactical vomit effected in order to continue a night out.

The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.
When everyone decided spontaneously to go to a club after Neil’s pregame and the bar next door, I dashed to the facilities for a seventh-inning wretch so the bouncers wouldn’t see how plastered I was.
Seventh-inning wretch by daltonjfk November 4, 2019

Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns 

An adult animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons and airs on PBS. The series follows the adventures of the brothers Click and Clack from their auto repair shop, Car Talk Plaza.
Click & Clack's As the Wrench Turns is the worst PBS show ever.

Good wrench swing 

A term used by female gearheads to describe getting impaled by a giant pork sword and enjoying it.

See also: laying pipe
You know, I still enjoy a good wrench swing.

Wrench Sex 

Where Youtubers have phone sex with administrators with Wrench Logos in secret phone calls.
My friend has wrench sex with his fellow Wrench admins and loves to be called daddy.
Wrench Sex by Huggie Pacino November 26, 2017

Wrench studio 

West london glorified chop shop. Copy and paste skills are rife, poor value and dissatisfaction guaranteed. Penchod extraordinaire. Free vehicle damage for every customer
Wrench studio is the place to make my car gap
Wrench studio by Captain sala October 9, 2020

Good wrench swing 

A term used by female gearheads to describe getting impaled by a dude's giant pork sword and enjoying it.

See also: laying pipe
You know, I still enjoy a good wrench swing.