cousin of professional wrestling
. Unlike professional wrestlers
, professional wrasslers must wear strange-looking headgear which resembles a pair of underwear, and dress in form-fitting tights
. The object of wrassling is to feel up your male opponent as much as possible, then you win when the referee calls you out on sexual harassment
. It is a well-known fact in the industry that if you wrassle against a little kid, it makes you a pedophile
, so don't do that.