how many beers would it take?

a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them

pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin

how many beers would it take? by 420hitter December 4, 2002

how many bags would it take? 

n.
a game in which the players mention the name of a person followed by "how many bags would it take?" meaning how many times a bag over the head would be needed to make that person doable.

Len: Roselyn Sanchez, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Ummmmmm, zero obviously!! Sarah Palin, how many bags would it take?
Len: Nice one, I'd think two bags. Misty May, how many bags would it take?
Chris: Good comeback, I'd give her five but cause she's got a nice bod I'll make it three.

how many bags would it take? by Chris Norton February 19, 2009

Rasputin would do it! 

A catchphrase that can be said in almost every situation.

Person 1: U culdnt haedshot me u were 10 miles awai
Person 2: Rasputin would do it!

Rasputin would do it! by [FP]Strider October 11, 2006

If it was a snake it would have bit you 

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017

Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you

If it was a snake it would have bit you by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020

If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me 

An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."

This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.

If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. 

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

if you made a dessert it would be dry 

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

if you made a dessert it would be dry by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022