The disease of an infected clam. If this infected clam bites a human, they then catch AIDS.
"Oh no hunnie, our clam is infected with Wouches!" shouts my mum, Oibaf.

"Nooo! It has just bitten me and now I can feel AIDS running down my veins and into my ass." said Fabio, my Dad.
by MyMumEatsCheese. February 17, 2011
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wouch, /wouCH/ exclamation, used to denote an event that is both amazing and painful
Wouch!
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