a short, faster way to write "what's"
often used in chats...
hey, wots happening here?
by advance467 February 11, 2009
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Combination of the words "what" and "who", which is why Orks use it, so they only have to remember one word which works as either.
*Knock Knock*
Ork: Wot is it?!
*Ork is run over by an assortment of vehicles and walkers*
by Hobotrain April 25, 2010
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When someone is incredibly annoyed and pissed off that they cannot function properly to their normal characteristics. Wot.com is also a website for depression advice, can help get you out of a wot.
Rachel is being such a bitch today, she's in a wot.

I'm in such a wot
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Waste of Time. A male or female that leads you on or plays mind games with you. One that has cruel intentions.
I was gonna call Laura today but I didn't bother cause she's a WOT.
by Mike April 27, 2003
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"WOT" Stands for Wall of Text, when used by someone on a message board who fails to paragraph his/her post.

Somewhat of a pun as "wot is also sort for "what" indicating you don't get what he/she says.
Person A ) " I rlly hate this game because it has so many things wrong with it like when you shoot the black guy he doesn't die and when you shoot your girl friend she dies but she doesn't beg to live making it a pretty stupid game as well as the fact that when you drive your call really really fst it doesn't really work so the staff who made this game are just idiots who have been trained for 2 years but clearly they didn't learn anything jsut like i dont know how to spell or write or anything. It bcms evn mor anyin wen 1 strts 2 rite lyk dis cos nw tis nt pssible to read. "

Person B) " WOT "
by Mschumi January 25, 2010
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Term meaning "To guess" or "To wager"
That snake what just bit your ankle is right venomous, I'll wot.
by R. Deschain June 27, 2011
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