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A hero of epic stories and legends. Over 900 years old he has conquered death and retired to his poon palace on mars. Occasionally seen on Earth when he must complete a quest. He was stationed at Zarganzig's Castle for many years and left in 1643 the day before the Whiiple Creek massacre. The massacre took place on that day because his departure gave the Asexual Trolls the courage to attack. Has killed over 467 men with his bare hands. Genghis Khan's right hand man
"Dude i haven't seen Crazy Eddy lately"

"Probably hitting up his poon palace with some Slam-A-licious babes"

"Trusay Dr. Butt Pirate"
by Gerdemann25 August 01, 2007
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