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Sneaky Wormholes 

Those little blips in space and time that objects you drop or even just set down fall into, and what should be right in front of you on the floor or table is now 6 feet away and under the couch.
"Where is the remote? I just had it!" *tosses all the couch cushions, looks under table* WTF? I just saw it drop here ! Sneaky Wormholes! ----- 20 minutes later....WTF? How did it get under the TV stand?
Sneaky Wormholes by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017
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I'll stick you in a wormhole 

When you want to stick your boyfriend in a worm hole
"after getting us stuck on the other side of a wormhole" "I'LL STICK YOU IN A WORMHOLE"

Weekend Wormhole 

Distortion of spacetime between 5pm on Friday and 8am Monday causing one the feeling that there was no weekend at all.
Jeez, it's Monday morning already. I must have gone through a weekend wormhole. It feels like last week just ended.
Weekend Wormhole by SteveReilly February 5, 2010

YouTube Wormhole

The state one's in when they're attempting to watch only one video on YouTube, but due to the suggestions on the side, cannot stop themselves from clicking more videos. One video turns to two, which then leads to 20, 30 or even more...

Once you surpass your eighth video (completely arbitrary) you're officially in a "YouTube wormhole."

The process of leaving the wormhole comes from either the want of food, drink or you desperately having to use the bathroom.
"Where've you been all day?"

"A YouTube wormhole."
YouTube Wormhole by che-LDN August 20, 2013

Friend Wormhole 

When 2 of your friends somehow know each other, and from your perspective, its so random and feels like there's no way they could've known each other ever.
(Patrick seeing Jane and Nathan walking together)

Patrick: ...what?? how do you two know each other. you're both from two completely different groups and classes.

Jane: We both work at Subway.

Nathan: And we go to the same church.

Patrick: ......WTF. Never thought you two would know each other. Damn random Friend Wormholes.

worthless bitch 

It is a “term of endearment”, giving to one ex-wife that has screwed you, a man over, taking, his kids, his house, his furniture, his clothes, his business equipment, and his dog. She has caused him to lose his job(s) and keeps him from finding any meaningful employment, or any job to pay his child support, so she has him arrested and thrown in jail, she is a completely unfair, lying and discussion two timing person.
Miriam, (we will say Miss Smith) demands to know when you are going to pay her child support so she can purchase a new car for herself. Mrs. Smith, "Keith, I want my money now, all of it, or you are going to jail”. Keith, “but I will lose my job and I am paying the best I can”. Miss Smith, “who gives a shit!” “I want my money now, and I want that solid gold crown tooth that you had taken out of your mouth, that you had since you were a child, I want that, it was to be mine, you own me.” Tom, "who is that ugly mean bitch." Keith, "that is my x-wife, she is such a worthless bitch! She never does anything to earn money, just takes it from the kid’s child support money and uses it for herself. Tom, you were actually married to that? Tom, I agree, she comes across as a stupid worthless bitch. Tom, I bet you are glad to be out of that marriage." Keith, "Yes, I am glad I only have to put up with that shit from a distance, that worthless bitch!

worthless motherfucker 

To be completely without worth, and a motherfucker at the same time.
Those guys sure are a bunch of worthless motherfuckers!