wormhole

Theoretical method of faster than light travel, made popular through use in many science fiction texts including Stargate. Describes a subspace 'tunnel' created between two points in space that dramatically reduces the time required to travel between them. While potentially plausible under some scientific theories including relativity, there's no way to know if wormholes actually exist, or can be created.

Captain Kirk flew his spaceship into the wormhole.

by Greg May 1, 2004

wormhole

A phenomenon that has a way of completly absorbing the attention of its user. It usually has a flat surface, it is some sort of technological device, it illuminates bright colors from its surface, and is usually connected to the information superhighway.

I told Esmeralda my entire day today; fom the coffee I spilled on myself this morning to my car wreck on the way home tonight. It wasn't until after I saw her staring down at her phone that I realized she was in the wormhole and did not hear a thing I said!

by Pablo the poolboy February 18, 2013

wormhole

adj; the act of placing two men's penises in a chinese finger trap

n; two men's penises in a chinese finger trap

Dude, me and my boy wormholed the other day, his girl jerked both of us off with one hand, at the same time.

by Mike the Sparrow August 15, 2012

wormholer

A paradox on social media sites, where one travels back in time on their friends walls to random posts and pictures, commenting and thus leaving the community perplexed and reflective.

Example 1:
Media poster: "I'm getting married!"
Wormholer: "Congratulations! I'm so happy for you. "
Media poster: "Dude. That was six years ago. We got divorced."
Wormholer: "Sup"

Example 2:
Media poster: "I think I'll get sushi tonight."
Wormholer: "Sweet. Whatcha gonna get?"
Media poster: "Huh?"

by Rick Rocks November 6, 2013

Wormhole

When you eat a gummy worm out of your partners butt hole.

When you get home and your girl says"come get this wormhole."

by Duran Jackson January 20, 2018

wormhole

Wang in wang sex.

Contrasted from docking (which is pedestrian in comparison), wormholing involves actually inserting the penis into the urethra of another penis.

Oh dear God no. Fuck! No, please don't. Oh goddamn, oh goddammit! (wormhole)

by dr_teeth May 15, 2006

Wormhole

A females vagina during the act of giving birth. Vagina resembling a wormhole from another dimension.

I saw my sons head coming out of that wormhole that use to be my wife's vagina!

by Left Over Crack January 20, 2011