World of Warcraft is a game for those who fail at life. There is no other way to describe it right. The game is extremelly addicting and those who play it become zombie-like humans with no other purpose than to play it 24/7 without doing much of anything else. It also costs $15 a month. Brilliant move by Blizzard. The only people who are going to thumbs down this review are those addicted to World of Warcraft, and they know it to be true.
John recently got World of Warcraft. Man, he is excited! He can't wait to enter the world of "1337ness", and lose any hope of ever being in a serious relationship because of addiction to a video game.
by What? March 25, 2005
Person 1: Hey dude, what's your virgin level.
Person 2: I'm virgin level 87.
Person 1: You should play World of Warcraft with me.
Person 2: I'm virgin level 87.
Person 1: You should play World of Warcraft with me.
by #BrodoSwagginz January 3, 2013
Normal person: "Hey Timmy, wanna play basketball?"
WoW Nerd (Timmy) : "NO! I'd rather sit in a room all day and do quests, then to ever go outside in the daylight and shoot a ball in a hoop!"
*normal person closes door*
Normal person: " Damn, that bitch needs to go World of Warcraft rehab."
Normal person 2: "Fuck yeah he does."
WoW Nerd (Timmy) : "NO! I'd rather sit in a room all day and do quests, then to ever go outside in the daylight and shoot a ball in a hoop!"
*normal person closes door*
Normal person: " Damn, that bitch needs to go World of Warcraft rehab."
Normal person 2: "Fuck yeah he does."
by Dont Play WoW July 19, 2009
Crack in a colorful box. A game used to disrupt the minds of children and adults alike. It also makes people become total deusches with no lives
by level 70 paladin August 15, 2008
A very expensive, overrated, overdone piece of $20.00 a month SHIT. It's very boring and it costs way too much.
by 'n stuffs September 1, 2007
by PookieMan March 24, 2006
Something that put Andrew Gower and his runescape franchise out of business. Right now, the only people who don't have this game is because of their cost-conscious parents who can't afford to buy a brand new fucking supercomputer so that it is SOMEHOW even close to being possible to play the damn game without minute-long frame freezes. Also discerning parents who think that their children are too young to view the humongous amounts of Night Elf, Human, Orc, Tauren, Kobold, Pig, Martian, and Jew cleavage and scanty clothing put into the game, which is probably the major factor in its immense popularity over the average 20, virgin, pimpled, jobless, and lifeless average "adult" computer gamer.
A great game. As a matter of fact it's so great that I'm going to kill myself so that in my next life I will be reincarnated as Tyrande's tampon.
by Veerwhil February 20, 2005