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42.
any amount of drugs a person is selling
I have to go grab the work from my connect tonight.
by Jay Jerk July 11, 2004
 
50.
Any place where you are financially obligated to attend until you grow old an die. This place includes ignorant, self obsessed drama queens, who think they are entitled to a world of debt because they show up at random intervals to actually do their job and only call in "sick" half of the time. Sarcastic obnoxious know it alls that make it impossible for you to occupy the same place with are also present in this environment.

Compounding this excruciatingly unbearable atmosphere is the person who calls himself your "manager." Managers are easy to identify because they contribute absolutely nothing positive to the workplace environment and only exacerbate stressful situations, which are always in abundance there.

The single most obvious way to identify that you are at work is the omnipresent regret you experience there from not listening to your parents when they told you to apply yourself more in school, so that you might have a real career someday.
I want to eat rat poison because my manager called, and he needs me to come in on my day-off again to work...
by itsme1 June 07, 2012
 
51.
A weapon of mass mental dementia.
"What's up, Ted?"
"I'm not feeling too great, I think I'm losing my mind."
"Really? Must be work. You can't even take it on an airplane anymore."
by The Dude 2 June 11, 2009
 
52.
crack cociane
Yo man i got that work
by Mr.Blaze December 24, 2008
 
53.
A Real-life activity you do to gain money.
My Grandma gave me money for working in the garden.
by Sebastian "Puchi" April 10, 2006
 
54.
Place you go to surf the internet.
I have been looking at urbandictionary.com all day at work today.
by David Moore May 22, 2003
 
55.
pulling out all the stops from ones' (male OR female) bag of tricks in order to get sex.

turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop!
look at joe work that babe, he hasn't got a clue shes' gay.
by michael foolsley November 18, 2009
 
56.
something worse than having your sac ripped open by a pack of starving hyenas
I have to go to work.
by Boss June 04, 2003