Corporate Wordsmithing 

The combination of ordinary words into complex phrases by corporate personnel to appear smarter than they are.

Corporate Wordsmithing: Our flawless execution will enhance the customer experience of our iconic brand allowing us to leverage synergies while building strategic partnerships thereby elevating employee engagement through deep dive analysis and constructive feedback.

Corporate Wordsmithing by TylerGi April 13, 2016

Word Vomit 

n. The words that come out of your mouth without any thought, often when you are drunk, embarrassed, angry, or given criticism in a social environment.

"Bro, why did you say you were sick when the director called you out for not knowing your music?"
"Sorry man, everyone was looking. It just came out like word vomit."

Word Vomit by Marinaandurmom December 12, 2016

wordsmithery 

The awesome ability to bring words together to make something magical.

"Tim, you rule at wordsmithery."

wordsmithery by Chronomech May 20, 2010

wordsmith 

One with the ability to effortlessly string together words, no matter their actual meaning, in an instance and in such a way it brings a smile to the faces of those listening, sometimes often laughter or tears of admiration for having heard someone with such an amazing skill.
Often one to spawn many a catch phrases or wicked new taunts and subtle insults, as well as song lyrics, raps and strange and often disturbing stories that make little sense.

The wordsmith's job is to make up bullshit on the spot.

wordsmith by Muggus December 12, 2003

Word Vomit 

A point in a conversation where you say something that you really didn't mean to.

I told Robin that I saw Mike with some girl at the movie theater last night. It just came out of my mouth like Word Vomit.

Word Vomit by MoonCricket November 25, 2004

Word Vomit 

Putting every word in your head onto a word document, then rereading it later to write a coherent thesis.

An example of Word Vomit is LDW's thesis on seating assignment and behavior.

Word Vomit by Frustrated grad student October 13, 2012

Word Vomit 

The uncontrollable act of stating valid facts at an often inopportune time in conversation. Usually also in the wrong "Tone."

Q. Why don't you love me anymore?
A. I just have some problems to work out.
Q. Are you sure that is the real reason?
Word Vomit A. Because, you slept with my Brother. Happy Now?

Word Vomit by Hindo9 April 18, 2009