Microsoft Wordjacked 

A) When you have a Microsoft Word document you need to edit but only have access to OpenOffice or WordPad.

B) When you need to edit Microsoft Word 2007 documents but only have access to Word 2003 (and no way to download the stupid compatibility pack).

(Dude 1) Dude, how am I supposed to edit this, it's a file full of windings!

(Dude 2) Gotta love it. Microsoft Wordjacked.

Microsoft Wordjacked by arrggggg May 15, 2009

wordjockey

A person who makes up words either intentionally or unintentionally as they are speaking.

President Bush was quite the wordjockey today in that speech today

wordjockey by word jockey October 12, 2010

wordjack 

When a person takes a word or phrase from what you just said, and uses it in a completely unrelated, usually tedious and annoying context. "Wordjackers" think they are actually engaged in dialogue, when in fact their behavior demands immediate physical punishment.

Shawna: Did you see Christian Bale in The Machinist?
Trixie: No but my unemployed stepdad is a machinist!
Shawna: Don't wordjack me! (kicks Trixie in the face)

wordjack by cuttlefish_and_asparagus May 24, 2011

Wordjack 

To commandeer or seize control of a word; to assign a new meaning to an existing word.

Guy: Wait, what? Your name is Isis? Are you a terrorist?
Girl: Fuck you. Those arseholes wordjacked my name.

Wordjack by AAAardvark October 15, 2014

wordlock 

That point when you chat with an asswipe and all your sentences get soiled until you run out of words.

Dude : yo wsup

Asswipe: sup

Dude : man did you watch th game yester?

Asswipe: I don't watch TV

Dude: ...

Wordlock

wordlock by F.someoneelse June 22, 2020

Wordjoy 

The positive feeling of joy and excitement one gets from learning a useful new word.
Usually felt when someone learns a word that describes a problem they had difficulties describing before.

I always had these weird problems talking to people, but I could never really explain where they came from.
Somebody told me about Autism, and I felt like that described me perfectly. I felt real wordjoy after I learned what that was.

Wordjoy by Rad Goon November 13, 2020