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Workrastinate 

-verb
A portmanteau of the words "Work" and "Procrastinate".
Also used as "workrastination" and "workrastinating". Can be considered the opposite of traditional procrastination where one says "Oh it can wait one more day." A workrastinator may say "Let me just finish one more task."

1. To use work as an excuse to put off doing something else.
2. To be engrossed enough by work that it distracts you from another thing you intended to do.
"Oh sorry, I forgot we were going to lunch. I got caught up in workrastination."

"Stop workrastinating and get into the conference room for the daily meeting."

"If I'm not out in 5 minutes, come save me because I've started to workrastinate."
Workrastinate by mistersneak August 13, 2009
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workcrastinating 

When one simultaneously works and procrastinates. They will be working on something while doing something unproductive at the same time. This causes work to be completed more slowly, but is considered preferable to procrastinating.
Mike: Hey joe, have you started that term paper yet?

Joe: Yeah, but I'm barely done, as I've been workcrastinating while playing this cool online game.
workcrastinating by shkibb May 19, 2010

Workastinate 

I didn't want to write my essay, so I workastinated on it by doing all of the easy homework first.
Workastinate by Sexy Waffles 247 December 15, 2013

webcrastinate

To waste time by browsing around the world wide web instead of getting on with the thing one should be doing.
It's a struggle to not webcrastinate when I'm working at home.
webcrastinate by jjm3 January 6, 2010

workcrastinat 

When you procrastinate on one work project by doing another (usually less important) work project.
Caj workcrastinated by working on a different, less important, but more interesting work project.

"I'm so glad you brought this design project to me, now I can workcrastinate."
workcrastinat by BoomFoxx September 25, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026