Wooze 

The combination of Weed (cannabis) and Booze (alcohol).

I split up with my girlfriend, but the wooze is helping.

I've had a shit day... lets get woozy!

Wooze by HelloCactus January 8, 2009

wooze 

Marijuana laced with cocaine or other amphetamines.

Yeah, and don't mess with the boss coz' he smoke' wooze!

wooze by Jeffrey Lou-Lui June 11, 2006

Wooze 

The tiredness felt after eating a large meal, being outside in the sun for long periods of time, or smoking a blissful amount of weed. Usually the wooze can be remedied with a nice afternoon snooze.

I was just driving for six hours straight now I got the Wooze.

Wooze by Lottieboh October 29, 2012

great wooze 

great sexual intercourses

man last nite me and her had great wooze

great wooze by olivia carter April 3, 2006

heart wooze 

Heart wooze is when someone you truly like makes you happy or warms up your heart.

Hey do you like Ryan?

Not just like he's my heart wooze.

heart wooze by Jr.com.foam.pm July 14, 2017

Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.

Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*

Wooden shield by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020

Woobear

A small,white fluffy dog, of no particular breed,looking like a polar bear cub.

That dog looks like a woobear!

Woobear by Willow dancingeyes May 21, 2016