Woobstick 

An intimidating enchanted donkey dick in boner form.

I tried to take Barney back to his stable, but he instead impaled my mouth with his massive woobstick and refused to go.

Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Infectious Woobstick 

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.

I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.

Infectious Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Oversized Infectious Woobstick 

A titanic sized, infectious woobstick.

Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.

Oversized Infectious Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Woodstick classic

The Woodstick classic is the Longest running rivalry in high school sports for these two lacrosse teams of prepy towns. Most stars of these events end up at top colleges for either lacrosse or academics (usually both). These events usually lead to parties of a life time and kids onlooking these game dream of starting for there varsity team and play in this rivalry.

The Woodstick classic parties are going to be mad lit

Woodstick classic by Just a negro December 12, 2016

Woodstick 

Woodstick

My wife calls my penis a woodstick.

Woodstick by Cmebye September 27, 2021

woostick 

something rolled that includes marijuana and cocaine. either a joint or a blunt

i.e. "Yo, pass that woostick nigga"

woostick by bonedaddy flex jimmy is a fuck January 2, 2010

Whopstick 

A vaping device such as a JUUL or any other form of nicotine vape pen used to blow fat clouds or to get a buzz off of.

The whop stick is often passed around in the juul room by up to 10 teenage boys at a time, trying to skip class or just get their "nic fix"

Also sometimes referred to as a wop machine

Student 1: Yo bro! lemme hit da whopstick!
Student 2: Fuck nah man, my pods almost empty AND its 50 nic

Whopstick by lizzardface July 3, 2019