6 definitions by limpychicken
I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
A severe infection, caught from being within a 20m radius of an infectious woobstick. Leads to a collection of buffs: nausea II, blindness II, sharpness III and feather falling V. This infection is still to this day incurable. Researchers are still looking into the satanic factors of this curse. You have a 97.86% chance to get teleported to Barney's dimension if you get him to smang you.
Mom, I've been so horny ever since Dad stopped fucking me.
Hunny, just go outside and find barny, he has a huge woobstick. But I don't know if he has woobitis.
I don't care! I just want him to smang me in the ass!
Okay, do whatever makes you happy, son.
Hunny, just go outside and find barny, he has a huge woobstick. But I don't know if he has woobitis.
I don't care! I just want him to smang me in the ass!
Okay, do whatever makes you happy, son.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
A dark, dark place to be. Some people refer to this as hell. Due to being trapped in a dimension where the population of Barney's are 19.78B and they will have a strong desire to smang you on sight. This slowly drives people insane and suicidal.
I was so horny last Tuesday. Ever since Jeff left me I just wanted Barney to smang me in my ass. So that's what I did... but I forgot about his infectious woobstick... And got telepoted to Barney's Dimension.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
I tried to take Barney back to his stable, but he instead impaled my mouth with his massive woobstick and refused to go.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019