woolsey 

A woolsy is a type of person
that:
never lets you down
stands up for whats right
best friend
and like the funniest cracker in the world

Woolsey: Dude, your dog looks like a bear
Kyle: Dude, MY DOG DOES LOOK LIKE A BEAR!

woolsey by Kyle69 January 30, 2007

woosey 

The feeling to be dizzy, disfuzzled, sleepy, sick, sore, stoned, tipsy, faint, lethargic

as noun: Weed

- After having two pints, Craig already feels woosey
- Kenny felt woosey after seeing Craig's nose bleed

- Bring me back a bag of woosey.

woosey by Kenno, Eve December 3, 2009

Woolsey 

To be forced to consume semen that's been ejaculated into a condom.

I made my girlfriend do a Woolsey last night! It was badass.

Woolsey by harryalberti928 January 27, 2009

Woodsey

A man who's secondary name is Wood, known to be the chosen one to his mates and has excellent leadershipskills.

Who's got the taxi? Woodsey
Who's got the cash? Woodsey
Where we going? Woodsey

Woodsey by Front Kick February 20, 2017

Whoosey 

One night I was talking to my friend and I was trying to say that I'm not a "whore" but the word that came out was "Whoosey" which I came to realize was a cross between Whore and Floosey. I thought it was HILARIOUS so I decied to spread the good news. There's a new derogatory word that we can now label people as. Isn't that wonderful. But please, use it only in jest. It's not nice to put others down and judge. And besides, come on...you know you are a total WHOOSEY!!

"OMG, I acted like such a WHOOSEY last night! I'm so embarrassed!"

Whoosey by One Rad LA Mama April 27, 2011

Woosey 

A word for a cute cat when a person is cuuing over it

aww look at the lil woosey woo aww isnt it cute lil woooooosey

Woosey by woosey May 15, 2009

Woolsey 

As a maiden name, woolsey means a person who is faithful, honest, and beautiful. Although they might be bad at math, an individual with Woolsey as a maiden name will stick to you like stink on shit.

I married a Woolsey. Shes pretty as hell, but wont give me enough space to take a shit by myself!

Woolsey by Samsthemanmynigga May 1, 2019