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1.
A woolsy is a type of person
that:
never lets you down
stands up for whats right
best friend
and like the funniest cracker in the world
Woolsey: Dude, your dog looks like a bear
Kyle: Dude, MY DOG DOES LOOK LIKE A BEAR!
by Kyle69 January 24, 2007
 
2.
To be forced to consume semen that's been ejaculated into a condom.
I made my girlfriend do a Woolsey last night! It was badass.
by harryalberti928 January 27, 2009