Wooly Mammoth Pits 

Men and sometimes women who have unbelievably large amounts of hair growing from their arm pits.

Tyler: Whoa, I just saw big foot running into the woods!

Kristin: Nah thats not big foot, that was my sister, she forgot to shave this morning, she has Wooly Mammoth Pits

Tyler: Oh.....

Wooly Mammoth Pits by ummmgum September 15, 2009

wooly mammoth

A mother effin hairy elephant

Oh look a WOOLY mammoth

wooly mammoth by Jackie Chans July 8, 2010

Wooly Mammouth 

when a girl gives a guy head, then he punchs her in the back of the head, causing the cum to come out her nose and resemble the tusks of a wooly mammoth.

Dude, she got pissed after i gave her a wooly mammoth. It was awesome, and I only did it cuz she sucked at giving head.

Wooly Mammouth by Doba July 2, 2004

Wooly Mammoth

When a guy shaves his pubes and all the hair gets stuck to his dick.

Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!

Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.

Wooly Mammoth by smokingsbadmkay October 29, 2011

wooly mammoth

When girls go through a period of non-shaving bliss!

Damn Erin Walker and Kristine Mattiace are such wooly mammoth! Shave your cooter. Tame that shit.

wooly mammoth by Olivia Propps January 7, 2008

Wooly mammoth

The act of shaving your balls, keeping it in your hand pouring glue on your hand then slapping a female after nutting

Bro i gave her a wooly mammoth and my but was even more intense

Wooly mammoth by Big d113 June 21, 2018

Wooly Mammoth

A man with a large furry cock.

Person 1: Bro did you see that dude's dick in the locker room.
Person 2: Yes bro he is a Wooly Mammoth!!!

Wooly Mammoth by Kriftyz January 18, 2022