A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.
Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!
by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019
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Aplies to a VERY ugly women who is out on the cop (out drinking to gain love and respect). Normally found amongst kind in seedy bars on a Friday night where the beer goggles have already been put on by the male clientele.

Also Moose is a Canadian speaker company who manufacture woofers.
'What the hell does shelook like????'
'Jeeze, what a woofer moose!'

'Your speakers are yay cool!,
'Yup, they're woofers from Moose.'
by Loopmeister August 6, 2006
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One of eith of the two extreme ends of gothic Sub Culture.

1.) The D&D player in black clothing who may actually think they are a magician or vampire. These are the uber-geeks that hang out stinking of patchouli oil.

2.) The over established, and usually older Goths that are fixtures in the scene, and by who others try to be cool through association. They are so blinding, as well as self deceiving in there gothdom that they don’t realize they are typically a half decade or more late, and several thousand dollars worth of lip service clothes short of having managed to become productive members of society.
"Is that guy actually wearing a cape and fangs? What a Woofer"

"That Woofer has been wearing those same black vinyl pants for a decade. They went from cool, to over-done, to old school"
by FireMoth February 20, 2006
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when one dog barks, then other dogs that hear the barks follow in becomeing more annoying.
when the mail man came my dog started a sub-woofer through my neighbor hood.
by dan188 June 18, 2010
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A celebration held on a wednesday signifying the passing of the middle of the work week.
John and I drank two thirty packs of beer to celebrate woofer-wednesday, because two-fer Tuesday went really bad.
by afro8419 September 7, 2010
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When a woofer (big ol doggo) get very anger (heckin angry) it turns to a heckin angry woofer
Thats a heckin angry woofer
by A smol boi October 12, 2017
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