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A bespectacled genius.

Elvis Costello's living doppleganger.

Also favors Any Trouble's lead singer.

Did I mention he's a.....*gulp*......COMEDIAN?
"Woody Allen never told a joke. He told anecdotes."
by Alison Krueger August 29, 2003
A Jewish nerd with an erection
Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.
by hipsterjew April 07, 2010
(Verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.
Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.
by KenWonne June 10, 2014
A extremely talented comedian that married his ex-girlfriend's adopted daughter. Dispite the fact it's not incest, it's still rather creepy.
Woody Allen directed Annie Hall.
by Andrew Callaway August 02, 2003
1.)perverted peson that seems sad all the time, and

2.)A Big old stupid head!

3.)A term that can be used for everyday use for practicly everything.
1.)says:in a sad voice:... O Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet...

2.)You big ol' Woody Allen!!!

3.)This shirt is a big ol' WOODY ALLEN!!

..0r are you Woody Allen!!
by woodyallen February 15, 2009
also see: asiaphile, yellow fever
40-ish year old guy: Man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)
other guy: Quit being such a Woody Allen!
by Jessica May 16, 2004
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