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Wood Chucking 

Wood chucking has nothing to do with what most people consider wood. Wood chucking is the well-known practice, used by average and bad sales representatives or lead generators, of submitting weak or outright false sales to management in a pathetic attempt to inflate their key metrics.

Wood, in this context, is the fake sale. Chucking is the act of submitting a fake sale, and a woodchucker is a no-talent assclown who will be fired the first moment I catch his sorry ass chucking wood.
Carl? He's just a wood chucking, mother fucker! He couldn't sell a fucking emergency blanket to a naked invalid dieing of hypothermia, he'll be fired in a week!
Wood Chucking by trollwarsclub April 26, 2017
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wood chucking 

Using exessive teeth on the chotch or penis
"She started wood chucking my junk, so I was forced to stab the bitch/ho"
wood chucking by Alex Langston January 11, 2009

Chucking wood 

We caught little Joey chucking wood this morning.
Chucking wood by anonymous June 9, 2024

Chucking wood 

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog
Chucking wood by anonymous June 9, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026