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woodysgamertag 

WoodysGamertag, or Woody, is a 7,000 year old unexceptional gamer on Youtube. He is also know as "he who supplies us with free netflix" and the leader of the RAPESQUADKILLAS. Woody also provides you with hours of entertainment on his minecraft server. Woody once single-handedly saved a small african village with only a wooden spoon. He gives great tips on many things from "how to give a blowjob" to "how to deal with toxic friends" but his tips DON'T work when your on a mobile device/Gaming console or when your adblock is enabled. He was the one who convinced Hitler to kill himself and decided to take no credit. He has fought and ALMOST BEAT professional UFC fighter Joe Lauzon. He is widely regarded as one of the best left 4 dead players in the world. He said it himself. These are facts.
Hey, did you see woodysgamertag's new video about where you can spend hours of time with a free month of netflix and a great minecraft server?
woodysgamertag by RAPESQUADKILLA69 January 19, 2014
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tactical wooby 

a wooby with extra pockets for carrying ammo,tac light, multi-tool, and other equpiment.
Military jacket or tactical vest that someone just will not take off. No matter how cold or hot it gets.
tactical wooby by kbaker April 29, 2005

Woobstick 

An intimidating enchanted donkey dick in boner form.
I tried to take Barney back to his stable, but he instead impaled my mouth with his massive woobstick and refused to go.
Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019
Woobus is the best, he is so cool
Person 1: Woobus on top
Person 2: True!
Woobus by woobabooba September 15, 2021
(noun) Security blanket, teddy bear, or any physical item (for children) or emotional feeling (for adults) that gives you that safe, fuzzy, warm aura.
Little Billy is just so Goddamn cranky without his wooby.
wooby by Ray March 5, 2004
cutting a hole into a inanimate object to

1. insert weewee
2. to go #2 in wooby object
3. to straight up yomp your way into a relationship with your wooby
(or you might simply say it because sound like booby)
Jack: "Mom, I can't find my poopy wooby! I put it under my bed but it must have escaped!"
Wooby by PoopyWooby123 October 15, 2019