Wonkie

Out of sorts. Uneven. Unclear.

If I look at it to long my eyes go wonkie.

by Benanahead April 7, 2018

Wonky

(adj) A term to describe the effects one feels after consuming the drug ketamine. The more ketamine consumed the more wonky the person becomes. There are different levels of wonky: from slightly wonky to wonked the fuck out.

"Wow that K was fire! I'm so wonky I don't even know who you are!"

by WonkyMcSkipper September 3, 2012

Wonkiness

Of or related to being wonky in a situation or scenario

Why all the wonkiness bro, nobody cares your third nipple looks like a Milk Dud

by Archangelmbc December 18, 2016

Wonky

When someone is a out of it even though they aren’t under the influence diagnosed with the wonks

Mia: the colors of the stars are so bright tonight... I can see it in your eyes

Me: yea mia’s extra wonky tonight 🙄

by dirtyrupees December 3, 2018

Wonkie

An absolute faggot will suck any dick on site when you call someone gay your most likely thinking about him he is also a mega devourer of meat and just absolutely obliterates cocks and glizzy just an overall homosexual and personally I’d stay away from this fag he may be contagious

Damn your acting like a Wonkie

by Derrickisgay555 June 27, 2021

Wonky

A feeling of feeling weird, feeling off, almost delirious...

"Everything in my reality was weird, I was definitely feeling wonky"

by Just Sarah76 April 1, 2014

Wonkie

Humourous cartoon or caricature on political or satirical themes. Usually not very sophisticated in terms of drawing.

The wonkie about the recent elections in the paper last sunday was hilarious.

by pm786 April 30, 2009