Wonkadonk

Wonkadonk (insecure) (jealous) (controlling) (lies) (crazy)

I am the head wonkadonk and bae is crazy!

Wonkadonk by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015

konkalonka 

Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.

You better take your vitamins or your going to catch konkalonka and bonkatobia.

konkalonka by Mum 1 June 14, 2007

Wonkatonka 

This word is said when you either don't understand something(see example 1) , or when something sounds fishy or too good to be true. (See example 2)

Example 1-

Sally- "hey what's that one hood ass song we heard yesterday?"

Sue- " huh..? Wonkatonka..

Example 2-

Sally- " they gotta 20 for $7 going on at Victoria secret!"

Sue-"😒bitch..mm... Wonkatonka"

Wonkatonka by NephewBillz July 10, 2019

Wonkadonk

Something a lil kinky

But you have to guess what they mean

Hey babe wanna wonkadonk tonight ;)

Wonkadonk by HeHa¯\_(ツ)_/¯ July 26, 2019

wankalonka 

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

wankalonka by Joe Momma November 5, 2003

Wonkatonk 

The uncontrollable way explaining intergalactic farts. Man that's hard you know, an i don't mean down stairs either.

Alicia wonkatonked when she was asked to explain the teacher's question.

Wonkatonk by TheGirlThatFellTooFast April 7, 2015

wonkatonk 

something outdated or obsolete.

That haircut is so wonkatonk

wonkatonk by Dr. President, Etc. September 26, 2004