wolfed

v., wolfed, wolfing. 1. to be up a creek without a paddle. 2. to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it all away. 3. to get screwed over more than anyone, yet not get screwed.

I'm a 3rd year ranger; I have to be selected for Rayado. What, Buddy Jones? Wolfed again!

by wolfman86 January 27, 2009

wolfed

to eat a pack of goldfish within 10 minutes

Dang girl, you wolfed that pack down. Daaaaang!

by PB Andjay July 17, 2006

wolfed

The state of having loose hairs and hair clippings on your body after a haircut, creating the illusion of you being hairy like a wolf/werewolf.

Guy with fresh haircut: Yo, how am I lookin'?
Barber: I didn't get a chance to clean your shoulders, so, aside from having boss hair, you're wolfed as hell man.

by poopscadoopstrikesagain August 2, 2023

wolfed

1. receiving oral sex from married man.

2. making bad call,or choice as umpire look up jim wolfe mlb umpire

1"All I could see was his eyes looking up at me while he wolfed me."
2 " I was safe, you friggin wolfed me"

by mrs. wolfe July 7, 2013

wolfed

(past tense) the act of absolutely destroying something

I now need to take 5 doses of steroids and antibiotics per day after that trip.... I got wolfed

by ASBer March 20, 2011

The Wolf

A master at solving problems at an extremely fast pace and with an abnormal efficiency.

-You're sending The Wolf????
--SHEEEEEEEEIIIT NEEEGRO! That's all you had to say!

by MandingoTrump April 19, 2009

Wolf Wolf

used to describe someone with a monobrow/unibrow

Alex: hey wolf wolf
Lewis : i dont have a monobrow anymore
craig : o well you live in the nev

by Craig/Alexander April 3, 2008