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Kathryn Wojik 

A very beautiful girl who will always be there when you need her. She is usually very funny and can make you laugh till your butt drops. She is alsp very kind. But just dont forget...she can be like...REALLY stupid.
Human 1: Hey, dude, look at the new girl

Human 2: Yeah, her name is Kathryn Wojik

Human 1: Wow, shes like really pretty

Human 2: Don't let her looks fool you... I hear shes kinda wierd

Human 1: Nah, how could somthing that be wie- OH MY GOD, IS SHE, IS SHE FARTING ON THE TABLE ---NO NO, SHES POOPING ON THE LUNCH LADY WHILE SNORTING COCAINE!!!!!

Human 1: You were wrong man...she not wierd shes, shes---

Human 2: The wierdest creature that ever lived

Some random human: EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

*total caos behind human 1 and human 2*

Human 1: No man.....shes the most beautiful thing that ever lived

Human 2: Ummm.....

*Human 1 walks up to Kathryn Wojik*

Kathryn Wojik: *makes wierd gorilla shrieking noise while on all fours*

* Kathryn Wojik sniffs Human 1s ear*

Human 1: *smirks * Shes the one...dads gonna love her...weve been looking for something like her for years...

*Human 1 calls dad*

Human 1: Dad your never gonna believe it but i found the one...we can finally start out test ...muaaaahhhhhh

The end
Kathryn Wojik by Sgsislife March 14, 2018
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A drawing of a outlined white bald man with a plain expression however, he’s altered many different versions of himself used to tell memes or make stories.
“That Wojak meme you sent was funny
“That Wojak story was depressing”
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Wojak Acting

A wojak actor is an actor with wide orifice behaviours
(i couldnt find any way the word "wojak acting" could possibly be used in a sentence, sorry guys)
Wojak Acting by Ablur1 November 8, 2021
1) One who is of stout heart and spirit. A fierce friend and ally.

2) A hard working, goal oriented individual.

3) Someone who cares for their family and their friends.

4) Strong minded individual.
(person one) He's been doing this job for 45 years just to make sure his kids have a better future.

(person two) Yeah, he's a real Wojcik.
Wojcik by modicus snipe February 10, 2010
A last name beginning in Poland. No specific meaning.

1. Pet form of the last name "Wojciech".
2. Short form of last name "Wojkiewicz"

"where are the wojicks? they told us they would come to the party!"
>&&<
"dont worry! theyll be here!"
Wojick by Roberta Smith June 10, 2008
n.

Jewish term for the word "work."
Hey hunny, I got woik until 6 o'clock today. I expect my Matzuh bawl soup when oi get hoam ready fuh me on the tayble. Oh yeah and latkes!
woik by dafuuuuuse January 15, 2011
when you lose something in the laundry and it never comes back
fuck man, just got wojuked