1. An individual with an unsurpassed ability to come up with outrageous claims and ideas. 2. To commit random acts of
douchebaggery. 3. Continuously attempts to partake in
bar room games and plays as though lottery winnings are being wagered.
4. Individual that should be charged for other's lives wasted by the
minute. 5. Should be monitored at ALL times. 6. Wears Justin Timberlake costume for Halloween like it's hott.