Top Definition
1. An individual with an unsurpassed ability to come up with outrageous claims and ideas. 2. To commit random acts of douchebaggery. 3. Continuously attempts to partake in bar room games and plays as though lottery winnings are being wagered.
4. Individual that should be charged for other's lives wasted by the minute. 5. Should be monitored at ALL times. 6. Wears Justin Timberlake costume for Halloween like it's hott.
Can you believe that wobblenut Helker? Playing this game of pool like it's the world series....
by Mike Timerson March 13, 2008

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