wobbleknocker alarm clock 

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

wobbleknocker alarm clock by Almalphia September 27, 2010

wobbleknockers 

extra large breasts, especially ones that are hanging.

Woah, that girl needs to wear a better bra, her wobbleknockers are swinging!

wobbleknockers by Almalphia September 27, 2010

HobbleKnocker 

1: A person who is really pissing you off

2: A really freaking stupid person

3: An idiot, or a moron

4: Some one you are mad at
5: The equivalent of a Bicklepop

1, 2, 3, 4, 5: You stupid freaking no good Hobbleknocker.

HobbleKnocker by Goldwyn December 21, 2010

Tobbleknocker 

1. Noun; An eatery that is small to be a restaurant, yet too big to be a delicatessen.

2. Noun; A fight or a tussle.

1. "Lets go down the street and get a bite to eat at the tobbleknocker."

2. "That dude wants to throw down fists and have a tobbleknocker.

Tobbleknocker by Eric & Chris July 3, 2009

Gobbleknocker 

When you want to give someone the sloppy toppy but he's a fat gay guy

I had a real gobbleknocker moment yesterday.

Gobbleknocker by Seneper420.69 April 18, 2022

wabblesnocker 

my hot pookie bear :3 they r the bestest person u will ever meet slash srs

person one : hey have u seen wabblesnocker!

person two : NGHHHH YESYESYES THEYRE MY HOY SEXY POOKIE NGHHHH *busts* IM GONNA CUUUYUNMMMMMMM AAYYGFFFFGGGGGGGGGHGHGGGGG *squirts*

person one : alr bud time for bed

person two : sigh.

wabblesnocker by meowjulie December 15, 2023

Jobbleknocker 

Someone who is extremely bad at what they do.

John over there is a real jobbleknocker

Jobbleknocker by xXDr.EvilXx May 29, 2024