Definitions by Almalphia

gumball gargle 

when you have someone place both testicles in their mouth with some sort of liquid like water or juice and gargle giving you a wet vibration. Best done with smaller testicles, larger mouth and no hair.

Man I would love to have my girl gumball gargle for me...good good good good vibrations!

gumball gargle by Almalphia September 30, 2010

clone call 

When you call your machine to leave yourself a message to assure you won't forget something.

Clone Calling: the act of making a clone call.

Kathy; Hey, don't forget that we have tickets to the Styx Concert on the 29th!

Wendy: I don't have my calender, let me make a clone call.

clone call by Almalphia September 27, 2010

wobbleknockers 

extra large breasts, especially ones that are hanging.

Woah, that girl needs to wear a better bra, her wobbleknockers are swinging!

wobbleknockers by Almalphia September 27, 2010

wobbleknocker alarm clock 

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

wobbleknocker alarm clock by Almalphia September 27, 2010

fracknoodle 

Used to replace curse words such as shit or dammit when making an exclamation.

Fracknoodles! I locked my keys in my car!

fracknoodle by Almalphia September 25, 2010