5 definitions by Almalphia

gumball gargle

when you have someone place both testicles in their mouth with some sort of liquid like water or juice and gargle giving you a wet vibration. Best done with smaller testicles, larger mouth and no hair.

Man I would love to have my girl gumball gargle for me...good good good good vibrations!

by Almalphia September 29, 2010

fracknoodle

Used to replace curse words such as shit or dammit when making an exclamation.

Fracknoodles! I locked my keys in my car!

by Almalphia September 23, 2010

wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

clone call

When you call your machine to leave yourself a message to assure you won't forget something.

Clone Calling: the act of making a clone call.

Kathy; Hey, don't forget that we have tickets to the Styx Concert on the 29th!

Wendy: I don't have my calender, let me make a clone call.

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

wobbleknockers

extra large breasts, especially ones that are hanging.

Woah, that girl needs to wear a better bra, her wobbleknockers are swinging!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010