When my wife asked me "Does this dress make me look fat?"
I said "No, honey."

In witrospect, I should have told her "No honey, the fat makes you look fat." To produce laughter amongst the guys.

Witrospect by [B]Saint June 9, 2008

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Witdrought

A long period of time without any sexual pleasure.
Durating usually a decade.

Steve is in a heavy witdrought after being turned down by another girl.

Witdrought by sheymis November 9, 2007

withrowed

To be in a conversation with someone who hibitually goes way off topic, only to confuse and or anger others in the converstation.

The other day Brad totally withrowed me when we were talking about beavers in the pond, and he just went off about scat munching and how much he loves it.

withrowed by Herbert Wilson May 20, 2005

witppote

Abbreviation for "What Is The Pants Policy Of This Event?". Used in online invitations, facebook event pages, etc, when the poster wants to know if they have to, or are expected to, wear pants.

Since the creators of the pub crawl didn't specify on the e-vite, Zach had to ask witppote

witppote by mayhem consultant July 8, 2014

Finn Wittrock

Peter “Finn Wittrock” is a 5’9 scorpio male with dark hair, blue/green eyes, and is 36 years young. He is also my husband, although he has no idea that I truly exist I will still stand by the fact that he IS the love of my life. I WILL STILL STAND BY THIS FACT ALTHOUGH HE IS A FATHER AND IN A COMPLETELY DEVOTED MARRIAGE, it doesn’t matter. Finn I am in deep love with you🧏🏻 ♀️

Friend: Hey y/n who’s finn wittrock?
Me: God.

Finn Wittrock by FinnWittrockLover July 29, 2021

witrock

A rarely intelectual being, Rather stupid, and a general nuiscance.
Can be located trying to kickflip 10 stairs and failing miserably.

Josh WITROCK fell off his skate board.

witrock by Slash Beastleo December 29, 2003

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026