"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."
"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"
"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."
"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"
"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 8, 2009
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by Jimmy Callback November 10, 2019
A phrase used by douches when telling you something that they dont want you to later hold against them
by mojo jomo January 11, 2012
Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.
by Aqua_Mann March 26, 2008
"I took her to Earth last night---after we had dinner with her parents. And prom's next week."
"...did you hook up?"
"No...we're like friends without benefits."
"...did you hook up?"
"No...we're like friends without benefits."
by amadeus1985 June 13, 2009
taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.
food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.
"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."
taking without asking is not cool
"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."
taking without asking is not cool
by the moralist January 3, 2012