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Think with his fists 

A person who prefers to use violence to logical thought is said to think with his fists.
The Lieutenant thought that Officer White was a thug who would think with his fists!

caught with his hand in the nookie jar 

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.
The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

He came out with his shame out.

This phrase was developed from the 'Rock out with your cock out' genre.

It refers to 'The Walk of Shame' which people do early in the morning trying to avoid being seen returning home from a drunken or regretted sex session the previous night.
1- "Look dude there's Steven!"
2- "Haha! This is the reason I stay up all night smoking and drinking coffee - to catch people doing the walk of shame!"
1- "He came out with his shame out."

talking with his dick out 

Origin unknown, but this phrase was recently popularised by Dale Howard from Big Brother 9 in the UK.
It describes someone who makes themselves look stupid when they say certain things. Hence they look stupid(as you would if you talked with your dick hanging out).
Can also often mean that someone has double standards and possibly quite hypocritical behaviour
"Rex is probably taking notes on me anyway, talking with his fucking dick out all the time. I'll be doing something and he'll be doing the same thing all the time so he can't say anything. He's just talking with his dick out *cue Jennifer pointing to Rex across the garden who Dale hasn't spotted yet*

Chris is playing hide and seek with his waves 

he can"t find his waves, he has none anyway they are microscopic
Chris Collot where are your waves? I don't know son. Chris is playing hide and seek with his waves

Spock out with his cock out 

A nerd trying to pick up chicks. His method will always utterly fail, until he tries it on...a nerdette! In which case, he will be absolutely sucksexful!
PETER: Oh my God! Check out Poindexter with that babe over there. Watch him Spock out with his cock out!

BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.

PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.

BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...

PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!

BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.