colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra 

Meaning it's freezing outside.

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra by RichKid91 August 3, 2008

a witch's tit 

Said to be extremely cold.

Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?

Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh

a witch's tit by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021

flat as a witch's tit 

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

flat as a witch's tit by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006

Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

Flatter than a witch's tit by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

witch's tit 

A measure of temperature.

"it's colder than a witch's tit."

witch's tit by octopod May 28, 2004

As dry as A witch's tit 

Referring to something extremely dry.

The Sahara dessert is as dry as A witch's tit

As dry as A witch's tit by rock musika September 3, 2021

Witch's tit 

See (as) cold as hell

See as cold as hell

Witch's tit by Light Joker June 30, 2004