| 1. | il wissle | ||
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when something is ridic sick and runs that thang. Yo that's so il wissle!
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| 2. | ivoryonics | ||
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n. a dialect of English spoken by rural southern caucasians. Actually quite closely related to Ebonics. Ivoryonics.
Server: Y'awnt sum vittles? Hah'bout sumpin ta wet-cher-wissle? Patron: Ah rekkin all git uh coldbeer and some tots, y'a dont mind. Translation to English. Server: Do you want something to eat? What about something to drink? Patron: I suppose I will have a beer and some hash-browns, if that is alright. |
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| 3. | science | ||
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The insufficient belief that true objectivity is accessible to creaturely perception.
A diverting passtime and a device of great utility, but not a self-contained means of reaching final truth. A subset of metaphysics, which is in turn a subset of philosophy. Philosophy is the question, revelation is its answer. Thus, Science is only an element of a much larger dialog; it is not a self fulfilling statement, as the common understanding posits. Mythopoeic thought
Scientific thought ...I wonder what's coming next? "Science has failed our world Potent element of human existence Letting the reigns go to the unfolding Is faith..." "I don't get it man...it's too much science." |
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| 4. | religion | ||
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Something cowards try and avoid because it often seems too much of a burden.
Religion is the systematic approach to participation in the "anti-fall". It's our means of curing a world laced with death. Man up and stop complaining about past evils committed under the umbrella of religion. I'm sick of cheap excuses to abandon it. Good religion is the only thing that can unwind the misery of bad religion. And drop the 'religion is a delusion/lie' mantra. One could flinch at the thought of such frivolous naivety. Dim, inarticulate notions of truth and reality quail before the stark actuality that religion burns with. Religion is the lifeblood that continues to carry oxygen to this broken world. But this blood also carries a toxin called human depravity.
You don't get the venom out of a man's bloodstream by cutting out his heart; you get it out by giving him the antidote. Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy him forever. |
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| 5. | whistle for a hottie | ||
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started from sam and amanda (samanda) in big brother 2oo7
Whistle for a hottie..woo woo woo! but now everybody uses it to describe a fit person, a hottie! whistle for a hottie..
WOO WOO WOO |
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| 6. | Pissed as a Whistle | ||
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Extremely distraught and perturbed "Fuck they killed me I'm pissed as a whistle."
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| 7. | Gas Whistle | ||
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The technique of being able to not only control the release of natural gas, but to also adjust the pitch and tone of the following sounds as they are delivered; turning the human sphincter into a playable instrument. After spending the evening in his local pub, Steve returned home and said to Portia "The lads told me tonight that my farts are so good that I'd play a mean Gas Whistle; my first rehearsal with their band is next Tuesday. How about that?"
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