I told my wife I was having a buddy over for beers and the game and she had a wissue and completely flipped out because she thought the house wasn't clean.
a disorder which can cause a consumer difficulty in making a clearance salepurchase.
Cashier: That'll be $37.50.
Consumer: The sign says "Up to 95% Off"!
Cashier: That's only on the items with a Yellow Dot!
Consumer: Well there's a Purple dot.
Cashier: That's why it's only 25% Off.
Me: You just have a case of wishlexia Mam.