wipedoubt 

The feeling of uncertainty that arises when you realize that you may not have cleaned your backside properly.

Man #1: "I need to jump back in the shower. I'm feeling a little wipedoubt..."

Man #2: "Rough night last night?"

Man #1: "No. Cheap toilet paper and not enough time."

Man #2: "Huh?"

wipedoubt by BChil September 14, 2012

Tennessee Wipedown 

The act of immedietly heading to the bathroom upon arrival and wiping the sweat from oneself using toilet paper, tissues, or any other available materials.

"Hi Jim. Wow man, you're soaked with sweat"
"Yeah, it's absolutely roasting outside. Excuse me, I need to go give myself a Tennessee Wipedown."

Tennessee Wipedown by magic_pie July 17, 2012

get wiped 

This is a term used in basketball when someone gets their shot blocked extremely hard.

David Stern: Did you see Kobe earlier?
Phil Jackson: When he was forcing threes or when he got his dunk blocked.

David Stern: Yea I was in the press box and I tried to hold it in but I had to yell out get wiped.

get wiped by ceejmhs February 20, 2010

pussy wipped 

(pronoun) a state of being where a male has forfeited his rights, belongings, and testicles to a female that controls his livelyhood.

That girl owns him, he is soo pussy wipped.

pussy wipped by Chris Smith October 4, 2003

wiped 

Short for wiped out; really exhausted, to the point of not being able to move or function.

I spent too long at that party last night - man, am I wiped.

wiped by house9 December 13, 2004

Wiped more than I shit 

When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.

Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?

Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!

Wiped more than I shit by BeakerBryan January 20, 2020

Pussy wiped 

When a male is so wiped on a girl, he becomes a bitch and dose anything and everything she wants.

1. Did you hear? Dakota's so pussy wiped he bent down and tied Hanna's shoe.

2. Nic dident hangout with his guy friends because he's so pussy wiped

Pussy wiped by Zak2fly April 26, 2010