Retard AKA Wintard. Derived from a Special needs department called W.I.N which stands for Warriner Inclusion Network in "The Warriner school" Bloxham, Oxfordshire, England.
Bobby:Oi come on Xbox!

Lawrence:No im doing homework!

Bobby:AHHH YOU WINNER
by Danielle Hayward October 30, 2011
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The annoying little ads that flash at you and wont go AWAY!!

(also they are lies... lies I tell you)
If this banner is flashing, you're a WINNER! click here to claim you prize
by NIK January 19, 2004
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An extremely useful phrase in the petty world of masculine point-scoring in which many of us dwell.

It is used immediately after some form of victory has been attained. The scale of this victory is irrelevant. The phrase simply serves to rub salt in to the wound. It is used in all variety of situations and always to great comic effect.
by morgangills February 23, 2005
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is the mools
mools is the winner because she wins at ludo
by verlihli July 10, 2020
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someone who is a fucking loser and sucks at life
Yo you know that kid christian? He is a winner and only knows how to win.
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noun
1.
a person or thing that wins; victor.

2. Albana D.
Albana D. (Future S) is a WINNER because she gets two LSC in one day and closes on every deal
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