A winner is a person and/or persons that dress, look, act or are otherwise extremely trashy.
These people generally have mullets, poorly died hair or other distasteful hair cuts.
Their dress code is generally short shorts, fluorecent colours, clothes that bare more skin than the person should show and can often be found smoking.
"Hey Ziyi look over there, she's a big winner"
"There's no denying that she's a winner look at her hair cut it just screams winner"
by YourDemigod September 24, 2007
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Kenny Reyes.
Grand Champion, finalist, 1337.
Should we go to Winner's? Oh wait, I mean Kenny's house.
by nowah November 08, 2004
Used as a sarcastic way of saying "loser". Usually directed to a person who attempts to be too cool for everyone else, while in reality being generally disliked and disrespected
"Wow, look at that winner, acting like he is too good for everyone here. He has no idea."
by Dimitri July 02, 2004
Charlie Sheen
Unlike those losers at Warner Bros or CBS, Charlie Sheen is a Winner.
by tedhollister March 10, 2011
Someone who is considered the biggest douchebag and thinks he's top shit even though he's just too full of himself.
Boy, Beth sure is dating a winner! I heard he took the seat off his own bike because of the way that it felt!
by B-To-The-Rady April 24, 2011
charlie sheen.
omg, look at that #winner , CHARLIE SHEEN
by wanna-be-winner March 14, 2011
Someone the Loser hates
Dude I'm a winner and second place is hating.
by Tycoon May 14, 2012
Retard AKA Wintard. Derived from a Special needs department called W.I.N which stands for Warriner Inclusion Network in "The Warriner school" Bloxham, Oxfordshire, England.
Bobby:Oi come on Xbox!

Lawrence:No im doing homework!

Bobby:AHHH YOU WINNER
by Danielle Hayward October 30, 2011

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