wengmastachung 

someone who constantly boasts of having an exceedingly large penis, but, in fact, has the tiniest, thinest, most bent-up piece of crap you've ever seen in yur life.

also used a modal auxiliary to modify actions of main verbs with the sense 'to pretend to have a wopper in the process'

some have also drawn comparisons to yefimobitch with the concept of someone who has a sausage for a penis, after trapping their original penis in a sausage composing machine, but this use is still not widely thought of as acceptable.

"to boldly wengmastachung go where no man has gone before"

wengmastachung by yefimobitch November 30, 2003

wengmastachung 

some one who is born as the master.

Jake: damn right i'm wengmasterchung.
Snoop: but you's white?
jake: hell yeah, i'm white and i'm hung better than you.
Snoop: fo' shizzle, you masterful weng shames my tiny black willie.
Jake: fo' shizzle.

wengmastachung by Gaz May 15, 2003

Wingmaster

noun.

a word used to describe a person who is not only uncool but is the most uncool person in the room and thereby cannot be referred to as a wing.

A: You're a wing!!
B: Sorry, but you're the wingmaster...
C: Oh shit!!

Wingmaster by Inferno Reign December 21, 2005

wengmastachung 

1. some one with a large weng 2. someone who masters the weng.

Jake is wengmastachung, because hes got a 9 incher

wengmastachung by jimmy cline January 9, 2003